From: Dyn0 Subject: ASSC: AFTSD The Denver Tea Party Date: Tue, 02 Dec 1997 12:52:46 -0600 Topic: The Denver Tea Party Dyn0tized for your protection. another installment of a night in Denver with The Beastie Boys. The WonderBra Twins. Beavis and Butthead. The Two Splooges. Ren and Limpy. Batman and Bobbit. well, you get the point... The Players: SaiBaba, Dyn0, marc182, and JamineTea a.k.a. Teena Dyn0 index: 1. Arizona Buns 2. Fatang Luck 3. Stupid Boob Tricks II 4. Mini Mini Mini Stage 5. Mess o' Flesh 6. What the f* is that!? Manager... 7. Best Chest in the West! 8. Brrr it's a tit bit nipple 9. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE 10. SaiDragQueen? 11. Snow Bunny 12. Temporary epiphany 1. Arizona Buns marc182 and JasmineTea a.k.a. Teena come on down! You're the next contestants on the Air is Right. That's right, not only do you get to freeze your poor Arizona Buns off in the Mile High City, but you get to pay good money for extreme air dances. Woohoo! 2. Fatang Luck Fatang, for those of you who may not know, is another Denver asscer. By some ill twist of nature and chance, the toughest luck seems to befall him whenever SaiBaba and I find mileage. It's that strange kind of luck that finds high mileage on the night you decide to stay home. It's the same luck that struck Fatang the night SxyTORI was in town. I can only explain the phenomenon as "Fatang Luck". I think the guy is cool and I'm going to try my hardest to rid him of this serious affliction. 3. Stupid Boob Tricks II Dateline Friday. Sai, marc, Teena, and myself meet at All Stars Sports Cabaret in Sheridan, CO. All Stars is a dark, sports oriented SC where, for reasons unknown, mileage has been up. Enter Teena. Teena is a beautiful goddess of an Asian. Oh yeah, marc was there too. And by order of "Fatang Luck", Fatang showed up. And by order of "Fatang Luck", Teena and marc just decided to sit back and relax all evening. The only highlight of the evening, aside from meeting marc and Teena, was watching another installment of Stupid Boob Tricks ala DragonFly style. Boing, Boing! Watch the boobies magically bounce up and down. Thank heavens for the pectoral muscle. 4. Mini Mini Mini Stage (Foreshadow) All Stars was also Teena's first laugh at Denver's own creation, the "Mini Mini Mini Stage". A one foot high wooden stage shaped like a bobbin. The kind of cute little platform you stand on when you go to your tailor to get your pants hemmed up. By law, table air dances in Denver require the dancer to be on a stage. Otherwise it becomes a lap air dance which would be lewd and vulgar. Hey, don't write to me about this, I didn't vote for this stinking law. 5. Mess o' Flesh Saturday Night at PT's yet again. Memories of "A Night Tori'member" still fresh in my mind. Hopes of seeing Teena dance racing through my mind. PT's delivers that night with a crowded house. It was just a big jumbled mess of pervs and hot dancer flesh. Perfect. Enter Teena. Teena is a beautiful goddess of an Asian. Oh yeah, marc was there too. Actually marc's a cool and mellow guy. Teena's little pet geek. Teena was in prime form that night. Looking absolutely hot and ready to conquer the Mile High City. Damn...what was I saying? Oh yeah. And by order of "Fatang Luck", Fatang doesn't show...again. 6. What the f* is that!? Manager... BabaSmurf wasted no time and decided to partake in the Tea Party first. Sai and Teena proceeded to the "Mini Mini Mini Stage" area near the DJ's booth. Having no experience stripping on a tailor's platform, Teena maneuvers to the floor and begins the conquest. While Teena treats Sai to a grinding lap dance, facials, and mock 003's the DJ in the booth is getting a show that would have cost a token in a NYC peep club. "What the fuck is that!?" Mr. LL Cool DJ had to be the spoiler..."Manager to the DJ Booth...Now!" I could see that "SHIT FUCK DAMN!" look on Sai's face as Teena quickly pulled her top back on as the Manager approached. "You guys can't be over here". SFD! 7. Best Chest in the West I decided it would be best to let things cool down before partaking myself. In any case, it gave marc and Teena a chance to hit the dance floor while Sai and I tipped Toni and Didi. Keeping with their cheezy reputation, LL Cool DJ and the bunch decide to hold yet another Wet T-Shirt Contest. Girls from the crowd get a chance to have ice cold water poured over their bare breasts for the grand prize of a cool $100 cash. Teena decides to enter after a bit of encouragement from us. Have Mercy! About 8 or 9 girls enter the contest and a few of the entries were rather fine. Enter Teena. Damn! She's hot! The final blow hits as Teena pulls her pants down to reveal her beautiful g-string clad ass to the approval of the entire club. Have Mercy! In the end, Teena wins the entire contest to the approval of our hoarse voices as we all squeak "We have something to write about now." 8. Brrr it's a tit bit nipple As I go over to congratulate Teena, I notice she's shivering. The ice cold water that made her nipples probably feel like they were going to explode, had made it's way down her pants and into her shoes. Brrr. On top of that, come to find out that the $100 prize is a write-off for the club so she has to fill out a TAX form! Damn IRS even has a Nipple Freezing tax. 9. Resistance is Futile Doing our best to warm her back up, Sai suggests finding a nice corner somewhere so I can partake in the Tea Party. We find an empty table against the wall in the corner behind the stage where the male dancers "hang ten". And thus begins my torment. Teena is a sensuous, supernova of a lap dancer. She has an incredible body and she knows how to use it. "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ANNIHILATED. Grinding sensual lap dance...facials...mock 003's... hot breath and teeth on my ears...RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. For a few minutes, the club and the pervs were all gone. It was just heaven. Thank you Teena. "The song is over now, you guys can stop." Thanks a lot SaiPartyPooper. It was a site to be seen. One of the male dancers thought she was giving me a real 003 in the corner and was shocked to hear from marc that she is his fiance and that I was just a friend. At this point, Sai and I look at each other with the same thought..."Trip to Tucson!" 10. SaiDragQueen As I gather my annihilated self, Teena is approached by an Asian male dancer who seems to have taken an interest in her. It seems all evening like the entire club has taken an interest in this beauty. Denver is humbled by the presence of the Queen of Tucson. All Hail the Queen. Speaking of Queens, LL Cool DJ and the bunch cheeze it up again and have a guy dressed up as a girl on the main stage. For some reason that I do not wish to know, SaiBaba makes a beeline to go watch the show! We all laugh thinking what a jokester SaiBooby is, only to realize, he spent the entire song up there! WTF!?! 11. Snow Bunny We all stay at PT's until closing time. The rest of the evening was spent tipping the girls at stage. Teena kept commenting that the girls in Denver make so much more money at stage than in Tucson. Turns out lap dances are dirt cheap in Tucson. Sai, Tucson Trip! Teena gets a Mini Mini Mini Table dance from Didi and she even sparks the eye of Toni who thinks Teena is cute. All hail the Queen. The evening ends in the parking lot as we all say farewell as snow falls. I give Teena a hug. "Come see me in Tucson!" "Oh I will!" Sai, Tucson Trip! 12. Temporary epiphany I had underestimated the impact that day. The next few days after that night, I felt like I've never felt before. I had no desire to go see any dancers in Denver. Marc, you are one lucky guy! Teena is incredibly hot and anybody going to Tucson would be stupid to miss her. Teena, you are sizzling HOT girl! As for me, this puzzled state I was in could only be cured by an extraordinary night at Cheerleaders with good old SaiBaba...the Unpiphany... Dyn0 -------------------==== Posted via Deja News ====----------------------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Post to Usenet