From: Dyn0 Subject: ASSC: AFTSD the Unpiphany Date: Tue, 02 Dec 1997 19:41:48 -0600 the Unpiphany We join our hero Dyn0 as he attempts his arduous recovery from the epiphanizing lust ray cast on him by the sublimely beautiful Queen Teena in the City of Air. The sweet taste of defeat still fresh in his shattered mind... Realizing his own efforts would not suffice, he calls upon the help of his old comrade SaiBaba. Well aware that Dyn0 has little time left, the trusty SaiBaba brings him to the 7 nymphs of Cheerleaders... The girls of Cheerleader's in Westminster, CO who saved me from my temporary epiphany in one amazing evening that SaiBaba and I are not likely to forget soon. CL's is where you're likely to find BabaSmurf and I during occasional lunch breaks and after work: Serena: The original CL girl that started it all. She may be entirely unaware of her contribution, but I credit Serena for bringing mileage to CL's. A former King's Club LA dancer, she really knows how to strut it. Keep in mind that this is Denver we're talking about. Mileage here is rarity. Her boob facials and bubbly attitude are what first caught Sai's attention to CL's and has been my undoing. Extra nice to come in and let her give a nice warm bood facial on your cold face. She gave me the only grinding lap dance in Cheerleaders for free and also done some stick shifting on occasion. She is sexy and funny and comes in a small delicious brunette latino packaging. A true gangsta girl, who likes to be called bitch... look for her at ASSCON-LV3! Amber: It's the City of Air after all and she's the undisputed City of AirHead. This girl is divinely cute although she doesn't have a lot going on upstairs. What she does have going is one of the MOST incredible asses you will find. She's dirty blonde and very luscious. Good for her nice ass and sometimes good for a good laugh. Mostly a low mileage girl but I've had the pleasure of kissing her breast just recently. Tell her you know how to speak European and she's yours forever. Monique/Amanda: This is the girl that kept going where Serena left off. The new championette of mileage at CL's. In the first two weeks of knowing her, I've had boob facials, sucked on her nipples, french kissed her and swapped breath savers, kissed her ass, petted the kitty, had mock 003's and the mileage seems to be getting better. The first day we saw her, she had Sai and I asking "Shit Fuck Damn...Are we in Denver???" She's a blonde with a beautiful little body and a cute face. Has a very playful personality on top of it. She claims to not have danced before working at CL's. Yeah right. SFD...Are we in Denver? Laura: The newest addition to the nymphs, Laura is the bomb! She has a gorgeous face and an ass like Amber's. Another boob facial specialist, she really gives a lot of time for the money. $1 goes a long way with this beautiful girl. It's blasphemy, but she had me asking "Who's Serena?" I haven't had a chance to see much of her yet, but I am loving what I have seen so far. Sai: "She knows what's going on". More more! Lisa: The pretty girl next door look. A brunette that always wears the same red, white, and blue outfit. No complaints here, but a little variety might be nice. Still she's got a slim sexy body and silky brown hair that reaches down to her firm ass. She has this habit of getting lipstick all over my face. I can think of some other places I'd like some lipstick... Satin Satin is a goddess in the true sense. A perfect face, perfect body, perfect brunette hair. I've seen SaiBaba drunk with lust over this girl. She is hot, elegant, and has all the stuff wet dreams are made of...Have mercy Tanelle Sai calls her Tia Carrera with a c-cup. Frankly, I don't really see the resemblance. I simply call her delicious. She's apparently some exotic Hawaiian, Thai, caucasian mix. She's certainly exotic. Her lips are fabulously puffy and her eyes are mesmerizing. Her c-cups are perhaps some of the best boobs in Denver IMO. They are large and perky and where I would like to plant my face. She adds a lovely touch by kissing your cheek after every tip. Throw in a charming joke like I did and you may even get a taste of those awesome lips. .....in a miraculous and valiant effort, our hero is saved by the healing wonders of the 7 nymphs of Cheerleaders. But our hero and his comrade have no time to rest. They must diligantly train themselves against ephiphany by visiting the SC temples of ass-c and plan their next exciting confrontation with Queen Teena in the tropical heat of Tucson... Dyn0 spare me your comments on this utterly silly and gay post... I'm drained, tired, and I have a headache... hehe...ugh -------------------==== Posted via Deja News ====----------------------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Post to Usenet