Subject: ASSC: AFTSD A Tale of Two Titties From: Dyn0 Date: Tue, 02 Dec 1997 16:53:12 -0600 A Tale of Two Titties It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of mileage, it was the age of Giuliani... A High Mileage review of Cowboys - Lexington, KY and Harmony Theatre - New York, NY Cowboys - Lexington, KY it was the age of mileage... Back-to-back business trips to Lexington and NYC. Life is good. What can you say about Sexington? It's the unknown jewel of the South. Beautiful green hills, endless white fences, and some of the best "HiMi" that I've experienced. Not all of the clubs in Lexington are High Mileage. My last trip to Lexington was spent unsuccessfully searching for the elusive "Cowboys", the High Mileage club I was determined to find this time. I ended up going to Camelot East (of LeatherKat fame) which was fun, but my goal was clear this time. Find Cowboys. With my TUSCL printout in hand, I began my search. SFD!! I can't find it! I decided to pull into a SHELL station to ask for help. BillyBob, the attendant, didn't know how to find his own ass. As I walked back to the car, as if by destiny, I see a sign not 50 yards away "Cowboys". Damn! The stinking club was right behind the SHELL station! Free cover charge and beer is $2. The club is dimly lit and fairly large. There are 3 stages, 2 bars, and a pool room. The first thing this Denver boy notices is that hardly anybody is tipping the girls at stage. I felt like Daddy Warbucks with my wad of $1 bills. The pervs all sit in sofa like chairs just admiring the view. When in Rome... So I sat down for a while like the other stiffs. The girls are average 7's mostly. It's topless like all of the other clubs in Lexington. I couldn't help but wonder how any of the girls made money. Then I spot a beautiful blonde belle. She has nice breasts and knows how to dance. I decide to leave the cheapo flock and decide to tip her ferociously Denver style. I pulled out $2 to see what her reaction is, to which she immediately grabs my head and shoves it into her crotch. When I finally come up for air, she thanks me and nibbles on my ear. At this point, the time is 12:40 and 1AM is closing time for all of the clubs in Lexington. As I head back to my hotel, I wonder again how the girls make any money and decide it's worth another visit the next day. After my meeting, I decided to head over to Cowboys and spend 2 hours there before leaving to catch my flight to NYC. Again there is no cover charge. The afternoon pervs, much like the pervs on the previous night, hardly get up to tip. I start early this time and tip some of the finer girls. Then out of nowhere, a sexy little brunette comes over and plops right down in my lap and proceeds to lick my ear. She asks me if I want a private couch dance. Aha! now we're talking. Lap dances are $25 per song and well worth every dollar. I accept her kind invitation and she proceeds to lead me past the DJ booth into a room with 3 couches. There are already 2 couples there and some jackets on the last couch so we sit down and decide to wait. She is now laying across my lap. Her bulging C-cup breasts are starting to pop out of her top. She begins to nibble on my ear and neck as I grab a nice hold of her firm ass. Her ass is incredible. We continue this through 2 songs. I would have paid big bucks for that kind of action in Denver. Finally, it's our turn. Both couples leave. The DJ also leaves his booth. Fantastic! It's just the two of us all alone. She takes off her top to reveal her lovely breasts and then mounts my gameboy and starts a gyrating aerobic lap dance. My knees were quivering from the intense pressure she applied with her ass as she grinded my rock to dust. She turned around, put her breasts in my mouth and continued to grind away. I let my hands roam all over her hot, firm body like I was reading braille. I think it read "INCREDIBLE!" She decided to sit up and moved her g-string aside to reveal her beautifully groomed kitty. She stuck her fingers deep inside herself and licked them clean. I laughed...Kentucky finger lickin' good. I asked her if it tasted good. She nodded and responded by leaning forward and sticking her kitty in my face. This is the point where you have to stop and ask yourself if you want to make the "plunge". I look up at her. She's incredibly cute and the momentum was building. I stopped. Then I took the plunge. She was sweet like cotton candy. I placed my tongue inside her and then started playfully licking at her clitoris. She started to moan with pleasure as we continued this until the end of the song. I decided to buy another song and she performed a lovely mix of mocks 003's, stick shifting, and titty shifting. All the while allowing my hands to do the walking. As we were finishing up, the DJ finally returned to his booth and told me to watch my hands. Hehe, ok sir. Next stop...New York City Harmony Theatre - New York, NY it was the age of Giuliani... My next adventure was to find the similarly elusive Harmony Theatre. I thought it would be funny to visit the Harmony on the same day that I had spent enjoying a taste of Kentucky. After driving in circles around Manhattan, I finally found the Harmony Theatre. They don't serve anything here (BYOB) so I decided to stop in at the pub next door and fill up. The second you walk into the club, you think you've landed in the pits of hell. It's dark, smokey, smelly, and your shoes stick to the floor. There are two rooms, each on it's own floor with a single main stage in each. Tips at stage are $1 and allow for fondling and groping. The girls are surprisingly good looking, considering how disgusting the club is. Mostly 7's and 8's. They are fully nude at stage and topless for lap dances. The laps are the mainstay here. Chairs line every available space in the rooms. Laps cost $10/song and the mileage is high. Apparently not as high as it used to be since Mayor Giuliani has decided to clean up New York and launched an attack on clubs like Harmony. But the mileage is still very good and depending on the girl, you can even play Gynecologist. I chose 3 girls that night after spending a lot of $1's at stage, a spanish girl, a Czech girl, and a Vietnamese girl. The United Nations of Lap Dance. The spanish girl was prude and I dropped her quickly. Not to be rude, but this is after all a HiMi club. Next girl up was the Czech girl. She was a tall, 8 or 9 with simply beautiful breasts that were asking to be touched. This was going to be nice. She had reddish brown hair and long lovely legs. Upon advice from SaiBaba, I chose the downstairs corner by the pay phone. There are no chairs in the extreme corner, but it is very secluded. So we stood up as she grinded me hard and let me roam her body. Most of the girls will not let you touch their kitties and she was no exception. I was content with her breasts and ass anyway. I ended up getting 3 or 4 dances from her and it was starting to get hot in that little corner and we were both sweating and breathing hard. We were now slipping all over each other and I treated myself to her breasts. This is intense stuff. By the time it was all over, both of us had messed up hair, wet sticky bodies, and smiles on our faces. It was time to rest and dry off. After spending a few songs recuperating, I spotted a beautiful Vietnamese girl. She had beautiful breasts and an ass that made me cry. I escorted her to the same corner. She was a little more playful than the Czech girl and let me rub her kitty a bit. She playfully licked my neck and french kissed me the entire time. The grinding was hard and she was surprised that I stayed rock hard through 6 or 7 dances. She decided to take advantage and proceeded with mock 003's and heavy stick shifting. At the end, we were both tired from grinding while standing up and decided to take a rest and sit down. She sat in my lap and pulled aside her g-string and gave me a nude lap. (Note to self: Wash pants) It just happened to be midnight as we finished up that song. Harmony closes at midnight and most people head down the street to it's sister club Angels. I decided to go back to the hotel to give my gameboy a rest after the long day. It was the best of times... An incredible day of HiMi in KY and NY...Oh what fun I've had! it was the worst of times... ah well, back to Denver - City of Air *sigh* Dyn0 -------------------==== Posted via Deja News ====----------------------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Post to Usenet