Subject:      ASSC: AFTSD Random Musings
From:         jimforte@postalhistory.com (Jim Forte)
Date:         1997/12/03


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	I had forgotten that today was AFTSD. I was planning to ignore

it, but after logging on #ass-c and watching the discussion of various

posts, and then later reading some of the excellent work, I feel shamed

into posting something.



	The two best cities in the United States for Strips clubs are

St. Louis (On the Illinois side of the Mississippi) and Tampa. Tampa

wins for laps, St. Louis for stage action.



	I have tried clubs in various European countries, but have never

enjoyed them. They seem to work on "buy the girl" a drink system, but

why bother with conversation when they know a couple of dozen words of

English and I know even fewer words of French or German or whatever.



	Sexual expression of all types is under strong and sustained

fire. This includes strip clubs. The tide is turning in favor of the bad

guys. It is well within the realm of possibility that there will be no

clubs in operation by 2005. When the anti-sex crowd figures out that

cloning can lead to a-sexual reproduction, the cry against cloning by

these factions will be reversed, and all forms of human sexual contact

may be outlawed by 2010.



	Becoming a dancer does not reduced a girls' IQ. Being blonde or

dying their hair blonde does not affect IQ. Breast implants do.



	I have discussed with dozens of dancers the plans for implants.

I have strongly counseled against it every time. I think I'll try my

hand at settling the problems in the middle east. I'm sure to be more

successful.



	Very, very few clubs get music right. Some clubs let dancers

pick their songs, which is almost always a mistake. The only exception

is when they actually perform on stage. This is rare in most clubs I've

been too, especially here in Las Vegas. The clubs that let the DJ's pick

the music almost always have DJ's who got their training and CD stock by

playing at dance clubs and dance events. The average strip club customer

is not much interested in dance tunes. When they leave the club, their

car radios are turned to rock, classic rock or country. When the DJ

plays a good song, it always raises the energy level in the club. This

makes it more enjoyable for the customer and results in more money being

made by the dancers and the club. Unfortunately, this is just too

logical to ever be implemented.



	All mens room attendants should be shot.



	The bigger and more imposing the bouncers at club, the more

fights there will be. Clubs that use old or diminutive men and ladies as

"managers" instead of bouncers almost never have fights.



	The best ongoing strip club experience is Saturday night couples

night at PT's in Centerville, IL. There is an amazing level of sexual

energy. The best show is not on the stage.



                          Jim Forte

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