From: sixtyminman@hotmail.com
Subject: ASSC AFTSD: A villanelle
Date: Tue, 02 Dec 1997 09:35:46 -0600



And now, kids, in the highbrow category....



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FAIL TO SUCK DAY POEM 1997



Don't forget to tip your waitress.

When the server's down you're going blind.

I now pronounce you lap and grind.



"How's your life?" has worked for eons

Like a zipper on a minidress.

Don't forget to tip your waitress.



Chocolate hearts, the dice of laymen,

Are tokens of the marrying kind.

May I now pronounce you lap and grind?



Raise high the roof beam, carpenters,

For now enjoy the Skil's caress.

Don't forget to tip your waitress.



"It's hard to find the place - it's dark,

And in the back," he told me: seek and find.

I now pronounce you lap and grind.



The smell of smoke is my real mistress,

We come home late but you don't mind.

Did I forget to tip my waitress?

I now pronounce you lap and grind.



-- SixtyMinuteMan



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