From: df@accelenet.net (Dave's Friend)
Subject: [AFTSD][ASSC] The X Drawers

I was at my favorite club recently, and ended up sitting next to a couple 
wearing trench coats and sporting cell phones.  They didn't seem to 
notice the foil helmet on my head.

"Mulder, what are we doing here?"

"I told you, Scully.  An informant told me that there were aliens working 
here."

The skeptical redhead eyed a dancer soliciting a tip.  "It looks to me 
like the people who work here don't have much to hide."

"It could be anyone.  Keep your eyes peeled."

"It looks like you're doing enough watching for both of us.  When will 
your informant get here?"

Another dancer walked by, and asked, "wanna dance?"

Mulder seemed to consider it, so Scully stepped in: "How long have you 
worked here, ma'am?"

"Ma'aM?  I'm 23 years old, I don't look like a ma'am, do I?"

"No, of course you don't." said Mulder.  He looked at Scully and said, 
"maybe I should get a dance from her.  Then I can pump her for 
information."

Scully rolled her eyes as he was led off to the couch.  Ten minutes later 
he returned.

"I think she likes me, Scully."

"Was that your informant?" Asked his partner, disgusted by his 
dishevelled appearance.

"She told me that there was an alien working here.  Named Eva."

After some investigative work, mostly consisting of asking the waitress 
who Eva was, they found her and began their interrogation.

"You're an alien, aren't you?" screamed Mulder.

"Ches, of course.  I am from Yugoslavia."

"HA! there is no Yugoslavia!"  The dancer began to cry and pulled her 
green card out of her purse.

"I think we should go now, Mulder."

"Why do you say that?  We're just getting somewhere".

"Because, Mulder," she said, pointing to the door, "The truth is out 
there."