From: jermja@aol.com (JERMJA)
Subject: ASSC: (REVIEW) TAYLOR HAYES in PROVIDENCE, RI

at centerfold's... (dec 1-4)
showtimes at 7, 10, and midnight....
cover:  $20?  ($10 with ad from club)  
(usual cover for this club is $5, and i was told cover WOULD be $10 for the
feature night... and $5 with the ad, but when i showed up tonite, they charged
me $10 with the ad...  oh well)

i got there around midnight.  actually, i HAULED ASS to get there on time for
the 3rd and final show of the evening.  there were only about 50 guys there,
but a BUNCH of girls all around.  
i sat with one girl for a couple of songs, and bought her a drink and she gave
me the usual "you look familiar" line, which i've gotten from about 5 girls
since i've been frequenting clubs (about 3 weeks now)... but she seemed fairly
legit, and even told me her real name in an attempt to figure out where we had
met.  turns out she's from the next town over from me, but still no concrete
connection...
oh well.  speaking of real names - - what IS the secret there?
and another girl kept coming around and sitting on my lap.  she wasn't the most
attractive girl there, and very drunk, but REALLY playful... 

anyways, Taylor Hayes...  was supposed to go on at 12, but didn't start up
until quarter of 1 (club close time)....
she was decked out in a patriotic outfit, and her hair was straight as a board,
and she was wearing a bowtie and white hand gloves (which i think looked kinda
dumb ... i wanted to see her hands AND her neck, but saw neither one. :)  i'm
weird, i know...). the jacket came off after the second song, followed shortly
by the top... but all in all, i honestly have to say she impressed me very
little.
besides being absolutely HOT...  (her eyes are PIERCING and her smile is
GORGEOUS).... her dancing leaves much to be desired... 
she gave a LOT of attention to the girls from the club... kissing, and taking
bills from them down in their tops and even took one with her teeth from the
crotch of another girl... but she kinda ignored the guys for the most part. 
except maybe the guys who had been there all night....
but i wanna know this: why would she be so interested in the whole dollar bill
thing?  the club is probably paying her a FORTUNE to dance, and she already
gets a TON from movies... it should be more of a promotion thing.... some guys
were actually sticking 4 and 5 dollar tips into her thong, and guys who were
giving only singles were getting the same treatment.  i didn't understand that.
she gave me a very erotic yawn when i tipped her, and told me she was
exhausted... and she kinda looked it.  i shoulda asked her if she wanted to
take a nap with me back at my place... but it was too loud and she left the
stage too quickly to have any conversations with anyone...
her style was so normal though, dancing-wise, and i could have honestly just
sat there looking at her smile and her eyes all night and that would have been
worth the cover charge... why don't they spruce up the acts a bit fo the
headliner?  oh well.... i guess clubs could be a TON better.
i've NEVER even gotten excited at a club except for my first lap dance ever.
but anyways... yeah... Taylor is just as hot in person... but i'd rather see
her in her videos anyday.

catch ya later....

Jerm