From: "Markie" Subject: ASSC- AFTSD: everything gets old if you do it often enough. I have this game I play, I call it "Delayed Gratification".Here is how you play,you don't go strip clubbing every time you feel like it.Now I know what you're thinking,I'am crazy!!Well were all crazy.HERE IS WHAT YOU DO.You wait as long as you're able,wait until you're sporting 24/7 wood.Wait until you're lap shorts are ready to tear at the seams reading reviews.Lurk on ass-c newsgroup,in anticipation of the time when you're going to check out that new club or dancer you have been reading about or going to you're favorite club hopeing an ATF will be there.The longer you wait the better it will be,it's an old concept that is new to our generation.I have tried it and it works.If you want to really spice it up wait until there is an element of danger involved, I drove two hours through two counties a couple of weeks ago to check out a club called ecstacy I had read about on Z-BONE,knowing full well that the wife and kiddies would be gone only so long.I packed extra clothes like always,and baby wipes {unscented}.The whole drive my mind kept flashing what I had read,"nude bed dance" 50.00 a pop,man this was going to be the ultimate or a total scam.At 50.00 a song there isn't a lot of room for experimentation so I knew I would have to be selective and use all my skills to pick the right dancer.I got there paid 5.00 to get in,it was early, then 10.00 for two 10 oz. cokes.Club is ok by So.Calif.standards which are generally not very high.What So.Calif may lack in decor it makes up for in beautiful dancers and this place was no exception,8's and 9's mostly.One by one they paraded by asking the usual,"wanna dance"?It was hard to resist but I wanted to see them all, talk to them all and I interviewed each one as long as I could about what went on in the private rooms in the back.I got vague answers for the most part of course, but my time was running out and I had enough sperm in me to sink the Titanic so as is my practice I smiled at each one in turn and was as sweet to them as I could be because thats how I like to be treated,and off they would wander,until this one 5'9' voluputous blonde with a slight foreign accent came over,smiled warmly sat down and proceeded to rub my neck and head.Now that was what I had waited for,a sign from God to deliver my load just like my dad had over Germany 55 years earlier.So off I went for God and country.She took me by the hand and led me to a small curtained room with nothing in it save a couch,I sat in it,she quickly disrobed and asked me to lie down,which I did.She then proceeded to straddle me and with great vigor and skill did she polish my bayonet,she waxed my wand,she flogged my mule,and pounded my pud,all perfectly legal as I was still fully clothed until the dance ended.She gently leaned over and asked if I wanted more,to which I replied, as I was in a state of euphoric bliss,thank you sir may I HAVE ANOTHER! Two dances was all it took,I got up gave her a paternal hug,and headed out wet and happy.I changed clothes in the car drove two hours and got back ahead of the family The club was great and the girl was great but the anticipation leading up to it and a well executed strategy made the combination perfect.Isn't that what strip clubbing is all about? I submit this day 12-2 98 ,your humble servant "markie".