From: "squid" <stripclubFAKE@beerFAKE.com>
Subject: ASSC AFTSD - Why can't I fail to suck?

You would think that once a year I could write something that didn't suck,
but for the second year in a row I'm drawing a big blank.  I was going to
go out last night and just hit clubs until I had something to write about. 
I ended up going out with a woman from the real world instead.  If I said
that I was sorry it would be a lie so I'm not going to.  It's not that I
don't enjoy strippers, but it's kind of cool to have female friends that
aren't part of the fantasy world.  I'm not even going to try to wing a post
because I'm supposed to meet her again in less than an hour.  You can flog
me with a wet noodle later for failing to suck.

I will leave you with my latest new line to a dancer.  This one was used in
one of the formerly nude clubs in Seminole County, Florida.

"You're pretty enough that you don't have to work in a nude club."

squid
-- 
"If I can't get a tax on lap dancing, hell, can I
get tax reform?" -- Lawton Chiles, Gov. of Florida
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