From Dyn0SPAM@usa.net Thu Dec 03 17:12:53 1998
Subject: ASSC: AFTSD: It's late so STFU
From: Dyn0SPAM@usa.net

Unexplainable urge to post.  Against all my will,  my walnut sized
brain seems to feel the need to join the AFTSD bandwagon.  Yes,  I know.
It's late, so STFU.

Well it's been quite an interesting few months.  Decided to make some changes
in my life including losing 30 lbs.  I also haven't been to a SC in who knows
how long.  So I figure I'll just post a haiku session we had on #ass-c.
I don't exactly recall the date...but it's circa Josh2000 if that's any clue.
Yes,  I know.  It's way late,  so STFU.

Feel free to post any haiku you have.  5-7-5 or any combo.
You don't like haiku?/Please keep this one thing in mind:/I don't give a shit.

#ass-c Haiku

<ArzWork42> Today ATF / Tomorrow Zero Zero / No need to balance

<Pringle3> G-Strings are snapping/Bouncy Breasts are Hovering/Wallets Opening

<Shang0> I like to drink beer / It tastes malty but makes me /
 have sex with bow wows.

<fkn> stigmata baby/ they make me hot. ooh baby/ let me lick your palms

<JackPozzi> fellatio is cool / I want a B.J. / Sai Baba denies me one

<Shango> En el canal assc / acabo de llegar y / hablo de putas

<Dyn0> strip clubs are my life/ chicks with hardly any clothes / what more
 could you want

<fkn> beer. tits. pack of smokes/ grind wiggle giggle grind smile/ shit.
 where's the wood at?

<Shango> Horndogging on irc / Wait! Don't get too excited / Might be ALS

<Josh2000> Twenty bucks for laps?/It's not like the good old days/I
 expect grindage!

<Shango> Bunch of idiots / argue about syllables / but not tits and ass

<Dyn0> I like it when you grind around on my lap and bounce around/  Ooh /  Ah

<Pringle3> Five Bucks for Cover/ Six for a bottle of beer/ Sure is hot in
 here

<Josh2000> Where are my damn ops?/They are all out to get me!/Call me Pervo
 Boy.

<who> oh sexy mama / I want to lick your coochie / it looks so damn good

<Pringle> on the phone
<fkn> with the ho / she aint gonna put out now / pimp slap the bitch

<Shango> Fifteen bucks cover / five for a glass of soda / Jaded ol'
 dancers

<fkn> old man in a club / somewhere in texas / is that the really bad
 place?

<Josh2000> Magnifying glass?/Can anyone help fkn?/I know that I can't.

<Shango> I go crazy for / Navel rings and tight asses / there goes my paycheck

<Josh2000> Whatever happened/to our ana obsession?/Did it just wither?

<fkn> don't want a girlfriend/ flirt with women on # assc/ shit now I
 have two.

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