The 1971 Duckberg Fair >>> Note: Fragments of a longer, as-yet unfinished, MS. As tradition >>> dictates, a couple of weeks before AFTSD I drag it out, start >>> editing, and then give up. This year I decided to at least post >>> a couple of the more-nearly-finished bits. The 1971 Duckberg Fair """""""""""""""""""""" It's the last one to be held at the old city fairgrounds. Next year this time the midway will be replaced by the oh-so-cruelly-named Fairground Plaza Shopping Center, the arts and crafts pavilion, painted inside and out with scenes of everyday life in Southside Virginia, bulldozed to make way for a Key-Rex Drugs, Cards 'n' Such, Shakey's. Each day after school young Maz walks down Apollo Avenue to the main gate and shows his exhibitor badge. Once every couple of hours he fires up the old ElectroVoice and hand-wiggles his way through a 10-minute puppet show hawking next year's Children's Theater season. Otherwise, he's free to roam the fair; check out the 4H exhibits; ride rides; watch the plate spinners, motorcycle daredevils, country musicians; marvel at the serpent with the head of a woman, Bigfoot in ice, a geek in a snake-pit, the man with two faces, the giant rat of Sumatra.... Maz thinks the best time of the day is at dusk, when there's still a pure blue light from the sky--Duckberg being once renown for having the most beautiful sunsets in the world... until the textile mills shifted from coal to hydroelectric--but it's dark enough for the midway to start shining through. If he times it right, he can be on the skyride-- ski-lift cars running up one side of the strand and down the other--just as the sun drops behind the hills. On the last night of the fair, as Maz comes up the first leg of the trip, he notices a large crowd on the midway ahead of him. It looks like the girlie show is about to begin! In harem outfits, go-go dresses, or burlesque costumes, the dancers parade in front of the crowd--shimmying or jiggling for a few seconds, each according to her ability--while the barker barks. One dancer in particular burns her way into his brain. Auburn hair cut in the style eternalized on page 19 of "New Hairstyles for 1967"; long, long lashes; a glorious smile. And, most important, she's in skimpy black panties and a low-cut bra trimmed down almost to the top of her nipples, revealing an astounding expanse of cream-colored flesh. Laughing, she dances along the catwalk, twirling and snapping her fingers. High overhead, Maz watches in amazement, twisting to stare as his car glides past, nearly slipping from the slippery fiberglass seat as he turns. As the gondola touches down, *bang!* he's out of the chair and around to the other line, ticket in hand, impatiently waiting as high-school couples and underage smokers file on, two-by-two. Finally, he presses himself into a seat, fastens the chain across his lap, and takes off. But when he passes back over the midway, the crowd is gone. From inside the tent he hears music, laughter. Outside is nothing but dropped popcorn, a spilled drink, a young couple hurrying their curious son past the 20-foot-high canvas dancing girls. As the burlesque show disappears behind a pylon, the last thing Maz sees is the barker, hunched over his podium, counting tickets.