Post-aftsd cleanup

AFTSD 1999

Cleaning up the HD of the dross left over from epic attempt to be lucid
about my frog-in-a-blender experiences.


Dancer Glossary


BF - bottom feeder - a dancer who gets nastier than everyone else and steals
customers.

CFP - cheap fucking prick; any guy who comes throught the door with no money
to spend (See PL).

Dad - any guy over 40.

DF - dumb fuck; your average john, errr, customer.

Cyberdork - customer who talks about his cool internet strip-club buddies

DJD - DJ disease; symptoms - loss of hearing (better turn up the music),
blabolalia (urge to talk too much), delusions of grandeur (this place would
be shit without me).

FYPer - a guy who wants you to know that he’s not like the rest, he Feels
Your Pain (see White Knight).

GF - girlfriend. Do they really think we're just pretending?

Leaner - a guy who leans forward at the rail and tries to sniff your pussy.

Lapsworth - a unit of currency equal to one lap dance payment eg. "How did
you get him to give you ten lapsworth ($200)"? "I told him it was for a
plane ticket to visit my sick mother".

Pee-Wee - dweeb who looks like a chronic masturbator.

PL - pathetic looser; any guy who steps through the door with money to
spend.

Ride - boyfriend, as in "I'll be right back honey, I have to go call my ride
home".

Sleeper - a guy who doesn’t get it up during a lap dance.

Viagranaut - customer over 30 with a two hour boner.


McGuffin

If only my parishioners knew...