The Wedding Stripper Three weeks ago, on Saturday night I took my best friend, Robert out for his Bachelor Party, as he was to be wed the following Saturday. I was his best man, and it was my job to set up the party. I chose to go to the all nude club, as it was BYOB and I figured that, since there were 17 of us, we would be able to save a lot of money this way by bringing a keg of beer,as opposed to the Gentlemen’s Club, where beer is $6.00 per bottle. We bought the keg along the way to the club, and I also kept two cases in the back of my car, just in case! Robert is a great looking guy, and he was about to marry Suzi, a very sexy, beautiful, classy, but somewhat prudish lady. Suzi was very concerned about his bachelor party and questioned me for weeks about details. I promised to keep Robert in line. Yeah, right! It’s his bachelor party, after all! But, as a gentleman, and her friend, I promised to let her know when I got him home, as well as an estimated time as to when to expect that (4:00 am), and whatever other details she needed not to be worried. Like I said - a real prude. Amazing! But I can understand her worries. After all, I’ve known Robert for fifteen years. I know how he can be, and prudish is not a word I would use to describe him. So, knowing full well how badly I lied to Suzi, we headed out to the strip joint. And what a night it was. Aside from the usual thrill of seeing beautiful dancers getting completely naked and showing us their assets, with Robert getting some extra special attention, they also had an awesome two girl show, complete with dildos, kissing, licking, the works. These girls really went down on each other! No g-strings in the way or anything else to inhibit them. But this still was not the best part! The best part was still to come as Robert was about to get “honored”. As the time was close, we had Robert prepared by making sure he had so much beer he could barely remember his own name, never mind the fact that he had a fiancé. It’s 1:00 am and two dancers come to our group and haul Robert away. Two other dancers grab another guy who was also having his bachelor party. They take both of them on stage. The stage was a long runway, thrust style stage with two poles about five feet apart, and one about twenty feet further back. The bouncers put 2 chairs by the two nearby poles facing each other. As approximately two hundred onlookers hooted and hollered in anticipation, Robert and the other guy were lead up to the stage and plopped down in the two chairs. They were looking right at each other, but not for long. As soon as the bouncers handcuffed them with their hands behind them and around the poles, six dancers attacked. There were three dancers on each bachelor. Almost instantaneously, the two men had their pants yanked down around their ankles and were there in their shorts, with dancers all over them. Robert looked about as happy as I’d ever seen him, but the other guy seemed nervous. Both had bulging underwear, not that I blame them. Then came the wild part. Dancers pulled both men’s underwear down to their ankles, and they sat there with their erect penises out for all to see! That was when She came out. Apparently the club was saving this dancer for the special show. Long dark hair and an awesome body. She wore a gorgeous Emerald Green sequined gown, and danced magnificently, sexily shedding her all of clothes in one song. Her beautiful C cup breasts and shaved, gorgeous pussy available for all to see, but only for the two lucky, bottomless bastards to get close to. By the end of the first song all she wore was a green boa, green Stilettos and a Mardi-Gras style mask, also green. She was exquisite! On the second song she sauntered over to the other bachelor and sat on his lap. His dick blocked my view of her delectable pussy until she closed her beautiful legs around it. I looked at Robert. I saw the happy, drunken, anticipatory smile on his face. He knew his turn was coming next. The dancer slid down between his legs, as his penis rubbed up against her back the whole way. She sat on the ground facing Robert with her vagina facing right at him and her legs spread wide open. Robert licked his lips. She then turned around, sticking that awesome ass up toward Robert, and her pussy smiling at him! She then pretended to give the other guy oral sex. Robert was going crazy. >From his vantage point, he thought she was giving him fellatio, and he couldn’t wait for sloppy seconds. She played with bachelor # 1 for a while longer (about two songs total), including wrapping her magnificent mammaries around his cock. She crawled on her hands and knees over to Robert, smiling all the way. She started to lick his inner thigh. The look on Robert’s face was indescribable, but I know he loved it. Then she moved up a little, and actually licked his balls! I was in utter shock, and Robert was in complete ecstasy. She moved her way up, to the point where she actually sucked on Robert’s nipples She then stood up and turned around, sitting on Robert’s leg. She looked at me, and motioned me to get up on stage. As I was rather inebriated, and since my friends were pushing me that way, I obliged. As I passed the other bachelor, who, at this point had the two particularly skinny dancers destroying his mind, and approached the “happy couple”, she slithered down to the floor. I staggered up to her and she pulled down my pants and underwear. I thought about pulling away, but, for some reason, didn’t. In my condition, I probably would’ve tripped over my pants, anyway. She put my hardening cock in her left hand and rubbed it on her neck and the exposed part of her cheeks. Although she rubbed my dick across her lips, she never did lick it or suck it, but I could feel the wetness of those lips. She then pulled me down by my shirt tails. As I was kneeling before her, and staring at her pussy, she grabbed the back of my neck, and drew me into her pussy. I began to eat her pussy and lick her clit. I looked up twice to see her actually sucking Robert’s balls! I was a little nervous at this point. Although I’m a free man, Robert, my friend of fifteen years, was doing something that would crush Suzi’s heart. But, what could he do, really. He is handcuffed, after all. He couldn’t move even if he wanted to, but I didn’t think he wanted to. And I didn’t really care. This was one tasty pussy. She got up, off the floor, pushing me aside like last night’s leftovers. I was only insulted for a moment, after all, it is Robert’s party, not mine! She sat in his lap again, but this time she faced him, and she put his dick in her. And she removed her mask. And she was Suzi. And she was Suzi. Yes, Suzi. Robert’s wife-to-be, Suzi. Sweet, innocent Suzi. Precious, prudish Suzi. Suzi, whose pussy I just ate. Suzi, who just stripped naked and fucked Robert in front of two hundred men. I was in total shock; still am, as a matter of fact. What I mean is, aside from the fact that I would never have thought Suzi capable of taking her clothes off in public, and having sex in public, and having oral sex in public; the fact is, I ate my best friend’s wife’s pussy. And in front of all his friends and even his older brother. You may have noticed, I did say his wife. They got married as planned, in fact Robert was ecstatic that Suzi did what she did, so much so that they actually completed having sex on the stage. Suzi had a dancer remove the handcuffs, and they made love right in front of everyone. Some of the guys didn’t show up for the wedding. I was so embarrassed that I didn’t want to either, but Robert insisted. He has no problem with my role in what happened, apparently only I do. I haven’t seen them since the wedding, but his brother tells me that they’re extremely happy, in spite of the bachelor party. Maybe one day I’ll be able to face them, just not today. © Copyright 1999 Morris Bedder, Inc. Max Wood, Author All Rights reserved